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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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Posted 3 hours ago

asian:

They were serious when they categorized transformers as action movie

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khaleesi-stars:

hellazan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

YEEA AND SHE IS ONLY EXACTLY 5 FT TALL, GUYS THE WARPED WALL IS 15 FT TALL!!!!!

my hero

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Posted 3 hours ago

nutella-fandom:

me after my first year of college

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plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

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Posted 3 hours ago
mydogsnokes:

princeofblowjobs:

Lorde Farquaad

pls get this off my dashboard

mydogsnokes:

princeofblowjobs:

Lorde Farquaad

pls get this off my dashboard

(Source: whitepowerbottom)

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teenwolf:

Smooth Kira

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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